hon hon hon
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
been waiting for this for ages yo
I’ve never wanted a piece of jewelry more
these are literally the cheapest fucking things ever on ebay
type in ‘dragon ear cuffs’ and enjoy
I have two of these and they are great
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
i m laughing over this gif
Based off my Cinderella!AU where Elsa is Jack’s Fairy God Mother. Not the ideal suit Jack had in mind to go to the ball in ^^. I wanted to be funny ;w;, especially with the whole midnight thing and new years coming. Elsa was fun to draw, but still need to get used to her ;3;.